Brian's Page... YAY!

I am not a fan of self promotion, I'll leave that to my legion of chick admirers.

However here is a bit about me...

I AM NOT BLOODY WELSH, GINGER OR FUCKING GAY! HOW MANY MORE TIMES MUST I SAY IT?

I live in a place called Grimsby. So do some other members - going by the smell of fish that pervades the air (Link to Naomi's page coming soon) - but we have never met.

I enjoy windsurfing, cross country running, gliding, triathlon, cycling, rock climbing, polo, rowing, croquet and any other physical sport on the TV.

I presently work as an expenses advisor in the Palace of Westminster. It has long been my ambition to join the Diplomatic Corps, but so far the cunts have refused my applications.