Ciaran

In real life, Ciaran is better known by his real name, Simon Hite. A keen gardener, Simon has taken a patch of his native Romania and created a fantastic reproduction of the traditional British Garden. In his spare time, he acts as official pooclub jester and chairman of CTPQFCAVOTY, as well as running a highly respected Vineroom and fleet of wheelbarrows. In 1998 he was awarded the Victoria Cross for services to the arts as a result of his ground-breaking publication PPOTD.

Vital Statistics

• 5 foot 11
• 9 sheds
• Milk, two sugars

Favourite things

• Vegetable : QFC
• Petrochemical : paraffin
• Word : rambunctious

Music

He is also a great fan of all kinds of music, but especially Period Tribute Pop, with favourite bands including The Victorian Doors and The Edwardian Eagles.

Hobbies

Much to Mike's dismay, Ciaran has 9 (nine) sheds, which he uses to store all the usual things and more. He runs a rehabillitation centre for Nerds and takes his litter home with him. In his spare time, he hatches pheasants and picks apples.

Simon at the controls of his legendary lawnmower

Simon on holiday in Sunny Barcelados.

Barcelados Sea-Life Centre.

Greetings from sunny India