August 2009

I have recently bought some property.

 Now I have a problem with my new acquisition which I hope pooclubbers will be able to help me out with.  This new property could have a devastating impact on my shed count.  As you know, I pride myself on having two sheds, and ONLY two sheds.  No more and no less.  Well, my new purchase comes with a number features which may or may not be classed as sheds.  What I shall do is present each of these to you and attempt to claim that they are sheds.  What I need you to do is debunk my claims and give plausible reasons as to why they should not be counted as sheds.

 If you recall, we provided this invaluable service to Ciaran some years ago for which he is doubtlessly grateful so naturally I would appreciate it if you could do the same for me.  Now, whether you categorise something as a shed or not really depends on your criteria.  I have rather stringent criteria, as have been demonstrated in the past, which extend as far as the requirement that a shed must have the obligatory half-bag of solid cement in order to be in with a chance of being a shed.  Others are more relaxed, for example the Kitchen Boy Shed Classification System which basically allows anything that you can shove a chicken into.

 But I will leave it to your discretion to decide how you are going to give a thumbs up or thumbs down to a shed’s Shed Status.  Anyway, on to the ‘sheds’.  There are twelve of them so quite a challenge for you.  Remember, it is vital that every one of these twelve sheds gets rejected otherwise I will no longer be Mike Two-Sheds and I will have to change my username on a lot of websites and forums.  Including pooclub.

 Mike Two-Sheds

  (not Mike Fourteen-Sheds)

The Sheds

• Sheds 1, 2 and 3 - The Three Wise Sheds
• Shed 4 - Store Shed
• Shed 5 - Glass Shed
• Shed 6 - Garage
• Shed 7 - Wood Store
• Shed 8 - Water Shed
• Shed 9 - Pipe Shed
• Shed 10 - Roofless Shed
• Shed 11 - Another Roofless Shed
• Shed 12 - Round Shed

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