Mike

Mike Two-Sheds founded pooclub one rainy afternoon in 2000 and still holds aspirations that one day it will be made into a Hollywood blockbuster. In the meantime he spends much of his time dispensing his great wisdom to those stupid enough to take any notice of him, cruising in his Vauxhall Zafira, and "burning rubber" on the streets of London on his mighty "hog" - a Vespa ET4 125cc no less.

He lives in Islington with his two sheds, one garage and collection of interesting pieces of wood. He is an accomplished poet, artist, composer, photographer, astronaut, viniculturist, businessman and I.T. developer.

A fastidious avoider of Shopping, Mike rarely carries any money but always ensures that he pays his bar bill at the end of the month, or gets someone else to do it.  He has a neutral stance regarding Marmite - an opinion that he holds very strongly indeed - and always takes his tea as it comes.  In fact, he refuses to have it any other way.

Favourites

• Anteater: Aardvark
• Food: Leftovers
• Albanian monarch: Zog

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