A tribute to Steve Irwin

Crikey

(Ciaran)

Steve Irwin fought beasts that were spikey

With a "strewth!" and sometimes a "crikey!"

But never again will he say

"Just look at the size of that stingray!"

An Ode to Steve Irwin.

(Brian)

A bright and brash Australian,

the hunter was his name.

All those slimy reptiles

brought him wealth and fame.

Some say he was a looker,

to girls he was a dish.

He knew everything about crocodiles

But fuck all about fish.

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