Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, She decided

to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked

for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would

you care to select something from this menu?"

"Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like

cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly, madam," he replied.

"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

The receptionist nodded and smiled.

"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused.

After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the

night.

The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to

check out. The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

"Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I

have had better. Shame about the eggs, though ....they really weren't that

nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest

Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value

your opinion," said the receptionist.

"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary, who checked out, then scribbled a

comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had

written.

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"supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"

And there's more, my friend, where that came from...

Joel knows one of these about Ghandi being a thin mystical man with bad feet and smelly breath

a super calloused fragile mystic with excess halitosis