See no half-bags of solid cement, hear no half-bags of solid cement, speak no half-bags of solid cement.  I would like to be able to dismiss these an outside toilet but unfortunately I can’t.  There is no evidence that they have ever been used as a toilet.  Also, they may at first glance appear to be just one shed, but no.  There are three separate doors leading to three separate storage units – essentially, sheds.

Ciaran:

That's not a shed (or sheds), it's a Visitor Centre, like what you might get at the site of a Scottish battlefield, or some poxy caves in Lincolnshire. You might want to serve scones and cups of tea from it, and have a rack with an array of leaflets for other nearby Visitor Centres.  The door on the left is the cupboard where you would store your excess boxes of little plastic jam pots and miniature pats of butter. Also spare leaflets in order to replenish the rack in the unlikely event that anyone takes one.

Brian:

 Pah!

 Pah, I say. That's not a shed, it's nothing like a shed. Shed's are darkish places, places of diffused light filtering in from a single - at most two - windows situated approx 4 1/2' from the ground. The only other source of light should be from some jerry-rigged, dodgy electrics that either you or, preferably, the previous owner has thrown together with the intention of doing it properly when time i more available.

 What you have there is fucking glass doors! No way is that a shed, Hosé. There is so much glass there that electric lights are unnecessary. There is so much glass that even at night starlight would illuminate the interior.

 No, what you have there is not a shed. I don't know what it is to be honest, but I'm sure Sarah will be able to help you out with what it is as it looks something girly.

 Not a shed, no.

 So, Mike-two-sheds, what's next?

 Brian

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